[14:13] *** Joins: Xur_Terra (Samadhi@dialup1-14.faust.kiev.ua) [14:13] help me [14:14] hey [14:14] yes, Xur_Terra? [14:14] any work with CorelDraw 9.0 ? [14:15] hey ? [14:15] apparently none do, Xur_Terra [14:15] or you'd likely had a response [14:15] corel 9.0 [14:15] is it like corel 6.0? [14:16] in Kiev, Ukraine now epidemia of new macro script virus thet infect CorelDraw 9.0 documants ! [14:16] ok Xur [14:16] so use anti-virus [14:17] no any antivirals find virus code ! [14:17] so don't use anti-virus [14:17] I send files to Kaspersky Lab and they answer thet no find any suspicious macro code inside ! [14:18] I think it's a conspiracy [14:18] Maybe Kaspersky Lab is responsible for the virus. [14:18] yeah has somethign to do with the UN [14:18] or was it NATO? [14:18] CorelDraw 9.0 begin hangup, some files no open by comamnd Open only by Import, changing font names or colours of objects, some objects become unvusuble some times ! [14:18] UNATO? [14:19] I'm sure the Rothchilds are involved, too [14:19] wait for symantec to catch it [14:19] Maybe you just don't know how to use the program, Xur_Terra. [14:19] in the meantime use photoshop [14:19] i send them tu uncle Norton and they no fidn any ! [14:19] no [14:21] i test infected files in Linux and Macintosh version of CorelDraw 9.0 and after infected file load corel can't close it give error "Server process still run" as macro code still execute I can cloes corel only by Ctrl + Alt + Del ! [14:21] and tjsi error on all platforms thet have version of Corel 9.0 [14:21] that part of the research was funded by the CIA [14:22] We're so happy for you, Xur_Terra. Congratulations! [14:22] Xur_Terra, have you tried #help [14:22] ano now virus sperad in Kiev publishing houses [14:22] I get it on ZIP100 disk form customer which bring picture for print visit card [14:23] * Ralp is very concerned about the publishing houses in Kiev. [14:23] umm, shut up! [14:23] what's your unit of exchange in the Ukraine? [14:23] *** Parts: Xur_Terra (Samadhi@dialup1-14.faust.kiev.ua) [14:23] damn [14:23] Awww [14:24] oops [14:24] did i make a boo boo? [14:24] I was hoping to change $2.50 into like thousands of Rubles or whatever [14:24] millions [14:24] then maybe ECONOMICLOVE would be impressed with my paleolithic advances [15:02] *** Joins: Xur_Terra (Samadhi@dialup1-14.faust.kiev.ua) [15:02] i have seriose love problem ! [15:02] <|MaxxiM|> what is it Xur? [15:02] Xur_Terra!! We're so glad you've returned. [15:03] did you get another virus, Xur_Terra? [15:04] no [15:04] to hard to find smart and loving girl for marridge [15:04] women like men who can spell marriage [15:04] <|MaxxiM|> Xur it's not hard at all [15:04] <|MaxxiM|> well yeah I think Freyja has a point there [15:04] in Kiev to hard [15:05] to many stupid girls smoke or use drugs [15:05] <|MaxxiM|> Freyja women who can spell pre-nupt scare me [15:05] lol [15:05] or talk only on dirty Russian slang (Mat) with Russian dirty words equal to "Fuck", "Shits" ..... [15:06] i need smart girl [15:06] <|MaxxiM|> well Xur your looking for a deceased breed of women [15:06] necrophile? [15:06] <|MaxxiM|> trust me you ain't going to find a housewife leave it to beaver mom anymore [15:07] you need a penis [15:07] i mean pipl that can fly out of body and make BEX or Astral Sex [15:07] BEX is Bio Energy Exhange [15:08] I hav fly out of body but no very intersting to travel alone [15:09] psychic travel, Xur_Terra? [15:09] Astral sex no look like phisical [15:09] as no use phisiacl body [15:09] it give real filling of Nirvana, Samadhi [15:09] no limit by time [15:10] no waste phisical energy [15:10] Xur_Terra, I thought you were looking for someone who *doesn't* use drugs. [15:10] <|MaxxiM|> Xur you can do your astral sex I prefer the good old fashion way [15:10] it's just not a two way street, Ralp [15:10] no depend on sex or Astral parner and kind of other Astral life forms on other planets and other layers of Space [15:10] I'm confused [15:11] yes [15:11] drugs like silicone titts ! [15:11] they stupid parodia on real filling thet can give only Meditation ! [15:11] Xur_Terra: are you on crack? [15:11] Xur_Terra, do you know CLOD? [15:11] <|MaxxiM|> Nichole he is talking about astral sex. It's where your soul/spirit leaves your body and has sex with your partners spirt or soul on the astral plain [15:12] <|MaxxiM|> lol don't ask me how I know but hey i do [15:12] no ! [15:12] |MaxxiM|: are you also on crack? [15:12] that was not the question [15:12] <|MaxxiM|> there is also supposedly the ability to have personal sex through meditation [15:12] what if your partner's soul/spirit isn't in the mood? [15:12] I was asking if Xur_Terra is on crack [15:12] <|MaxxiM|> nope Ralp my father is into all that new age crap so I sometimes read the books [15:12] My soul/spirit has a headache. [15:12] any narcotics and gallucinogenes ans smoke and alcohol only fall down to Trance only till 5-th levele ovly !!!! [15:12] are there soul/spirit singles bars? [15:13] * Freyja molests Ralp's soul/spirit [15:13] during Meditation on music of Kitaro i fall to deep Trance by 54 seconds till 39-th level ! [15:13] Check the red light district of the astral plane, Mudhead. [15:13] Xur_Terra, how many points do you need to reach level 39!! [15:13] Xur_Terra: are you mentally handicapped? [15:13] Meditation is RuLeZ - drugs sux ! [15:14] * Freyja puts out her red light [15:14] Oooh baby! Disembodied hookers! [15:14] boy, that was random [15:14] no [15:14] Astral sex is more sensetive then phisical [15:14] can I collect cereal boxtops to advance to level 39? [15:14] filings are more thin and more deep [15:14] mind fucking? [15:15] thi is something oters [15:15] does your soul/spirit tell you this? [15:15] if I turn in enough cerial box topx, can I gain 5 extra points? [15:15] fillings? like at the dentist? [15:15] treain, train, rain and train to Meditate ! [15:15] my soul/spirit usually ends up resorting to self abuse because of astral halitosis [15:15] No, filings, like on the floor at a machine shop. [15:16] it is no difficult [15:16] what, training to mediate? [15:16] exists very simple first lesson Meditation called "White Screen" [15:16] anyone wanna help with experiment? :) [15:16] exists very simple first lesson Meditation called "White Screen" [15:17] We're already experimenting with astral sex, ftp-homie. [15:17] I think one is in progress, homie [15:17] this ezpand your mind [15:17] lol..well this will be painless [15:17] Ideally, so will this. [15:17] so far, this one is too [15:17] i wanna test out a new scanner...anyone game? [15:17] clear mind form unned problems an no need thinkings that make buzz for mail problems [15:17] * Mudhead makes buzz [15:18] * Ralp has mail problems [15:18] I'm still getting way too much junk mail! [15:18] -Mudhead:@#chat- -(oppies@#chat)- I'm dying here! [15:19] i use "White Screen" before go to office and all day no have headache and think very fast as after defragmentation of HDD un Windows [15:19] "White Screen" defragmet mind [15:19] When I try to defragment my mind I always get a Blue Screen [15:19] I am tempted to use fragmentation grenades on fellow office workers, does that count? [15:20] "White Screen" is very simple [15:20] when i try to understand what you guys are talking about, i always get confusion [15:20] it need only some emagination [15:20] * Freyja wants to meet someone astrally [15:20] don't try, demented4ever, just let the juices flow [15:20] you people frighten me [15:20] demented4ever, then you should try some simple meditation techniques to clear your mind. [15:20] turn on CD of Kitaro or J.M.Jarre but I recoment Kitaro [15:20] empty your mind [15:20] * demented4ever pours his juice on mud [15:21] sit or lay in comfortable place [15:21] cllose yeyes [15:21] turn me before I scorch [15:21] calm down [15:21] imagine white screen in front of you [15:21] But Xur_Terra if I close my eyes, I won't be able to read the next step of "White Screen"!! [15:21] Your technique is FLAWED! [15:22] it's okay Ralp, I'll read the steps & message you [15:22] * Freyja astrally touches Ralp's thigh [15:22] on this screen many black dirty dots and ckratches - this black dirty is your no need thinking thet disturb form main problems [15:22] Good idea Mudhead... er, I mean "what?" [15:22] imagine soem clining aid like "Tide" or other soap and you clean the screen [15:22] Ralp has dots & ckratches? [15:23] * Freyja astrally bites Mudhead's toe [15:23] this is fun! [15:23] -> (opnotice/#chat/5@) rotfl [15:23] for forst lesson screen can not be cleaned complite [15:23] * Mudhead fondles Freyjas ckratches...whatever that means [15:23] but in ove day if you do this Meditation you can see thet screen is white without any dirty [15:23] Xur_Terra: are you talking about your soul or a computer? [15:24] oh, astrally of course [15:24] mmmmmmmmm [15:24] this means thet your mind begin work in normal way [15:24] So you're saying that I need to clean off my monitor before I can meditate? [15:24] * Freyja cleans Mudhead with tide...astrally [15:24] I was beginning to feel so dirty [15:24] soul like computer need defragmenation ! [15:24] now I'm April fresh! [15:25] * demented4ever lights his computer on fire [15:25] * Freyja cleans the black dirty that is Mudhead [15:25] meditate that [15:25] what if you have some bad sectors? [15:25] Yes, but can my soul perform millions of computations every second? [15:25] "White Screen" doe defragmetation of mind [15:25] and yoyt thinkking get place needed and not stored random as befoer [15:25] Ralp needs some defragmentation [15:25] * Freyja reprograms Ralp to love cats [15:26] after "White Screen" you begin thinking corect and faster [15:26] cats tastes good with ketchup [15:26] * Ralp formats his soul/spirit. [15:26] now that's some right minded thinking, Nichole! [15:26] i think Ralp and Mudhead are getting it on astrally [15:27] it good to to "White Screen" befor examinations them make your asvers faster ans more corect [15:27] *** Joins: Esmerelda (Esmerelda@gso26-216-018.triad.rr.com) [15:27] what, that wasn't your soul/spirit that I've been enjoying, Freyja? [15:27] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Esmerelda [15:27] * Freyja watches Mudhead's fast asver [15:27] Hello [15:27] i do "White Screen" in the morning after wake up [15:27] lol Mudhead [15:27] Everyone be nice now! [15:27] what would make you waste your life on white screen? [15:28] Hi Esmerelda. [15:28] cant you see white screen is ruining you? [15:28] after ther in office I wirk more effective [15:28] Hi Ralp [15:28] awww [15:28] Mommy! [15:28] Esmerelda, would you like to have astral sex with me? [15:28] save me from the weirdos! [15:28] lol Ralp [15:28] I have a headache Ralp [15:28] looks like it's me and you Mudhead [15:28] you cant save ANYOne from nichole [15:28] Ralp gets turned down on irc too! [15:29] That's okay. I don't think your soul/spirit has a headache. [15:29] * Nichole hops around [15:29] no no no cant catch me! [15:29] We'll have to ask Xur_Terra though. [15:29] i had Astrak sex with Krelonit from planet Krelon from 7-th dimention [15:29] I don't Ralp, but even at your age your jailbait to me. [15:29] -> (opnotice/#chat/6@) Xur_Terra has been telling us all about his meditation techniques. [15:30] krelonit? [15:30] thet was something sensetive and miracleus [15:30] from krelon? [15:30] i have bio energetical abilities [15:30] WOW Xur_Terra, that IS miracleus!! [15:30] this just keeps getting better and better [15:30] astrak? oh dear lord you sick puppy [15:30] -Esmerelda:@#chat- -(oppies@#chat)- He sounds a little off the wall. [15:30] it's fantastic [15:30] Mudhead that's your own hand.... [15:30] from 7 years old can make health to pipl and animals using bio-magnetical rays from my brain [15:31] So tell me about this Krelonit... what does she look like? [15:31] Krelon is satellite of Sitlankhorh [15:31] Sitlankhorh have 3 stars and 9 satellites [15:31] *** Joins: Slapz (Slappy@modem-12.carnivore.dialup.pol.co.uk) [15:31] and he wonders why he can't find a nice woman to love [15:31] Hello Slapz [15:31] Slapz just in time! [15:31] krelonit who coincidentally has a given name so like the name of his/her/its planet [15:31] we are making astral love [15:31] Hi Slapz [15:31] howdy [15:31] just in time 4 what? [15:32] *** Mudhead is now known as Earthit [15:32] astral love? [15:32] more close to Sitlankorh are Krelon, Dzangourh, Pfagunarh, Gjyokloran, Falinurgha [15:32] You'll see, Slapz [15:32] Turn around and run now Slapz. [15:32] civilisation of Sitlankhorh is older then humans by 100000 years [15:32] will you do me now, Xur_Terra? [15:32] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Slapz [15:32] Sitlankhorh star system is in ather layer of Space [15:32] lol [15:32] So, she doesn't come by Earth very often then? [15:33] -Earthit:@#chat- -(oppies@#chat)- freyja is getting rather disgusted by this guy [15:33] now i know where my soul mate has been all these years...in the ather layer of space!! [15:33] -Slapz:@#chat- -(oppies@#chat)- what is happening? [15:33] -Esmerelda:@#chat- -(oppies@#chat)- She seems to be having a lot of fun. lol [15:34] -Earthit:@#chat- -(oppies@#chat)- that's what I thought too [15:34] they Lookers on Earth but not in visable form [15:34] -Esmerelda:@#chat- -(oppies@#chat)- If people stopped talking to him, he would stop with the mess too. [15:34] Sitlankhorianh dont have phisical body onlay Astral but they Astral body can visualise so they be seen by normal non extrosencorical bio energetical pipl [15:34] * Freyja is a looker on earth... [15:34] or at least..i've been told that.. [15:34] -Earthit:@#chat- -(oppies@#chat)- your call Ralp, I'm easy either way [15:35] -> (opnotice/#chat/7@) Oh, this guy is too good to lose. [15:36] Xur_Terra, doesn't Krelonit get mad when you don't call her? [15:36] I was feeling pretty extrosencorical this morning till I had a cup of coffee [15:36] *** pop-afk is now known as pop3mail [15:36] Hello Pop [15:36] re pop3mail [15:36] heya pops [15:37] heigth of Stlankhorianh is 1 meter 56 santimeters, Dazngurianh are 1.7 meter 95.7 santimeters, Krelonits are 1 meter 15.7 santimeters [15:37] re pop [15:37] when you are next out there Xur_Terra, can you bring me back some duty free? [15:37] what's a santimeter? [15:37] hey guys re and all that ;) [15:37] popstar [15:37] lol pop3mail [15:37] Is the "santimeter" the standard unit of length on Stlankhorianh? [15:37] I think it's the pope's unit [15:37] in Astral world no sex difference [15:37] Astral sex no perversion [15:37] hey slappy mate, how goes youi? [15:38] can you have group sex astrally? [15:38] really..that's my only concern [15:38] are there any astral STDs to worry about? [15:38] I'm into safe astral sex [15:38] you not becomeme Blue if have Astral sex with male or no become ZOoPhilia if use BEX - Bio Energy exhange with animals or insects or iven trees [15:38] How do you deal with astral rapists? [15:39] u rape em back [15:39] yes ! [15:39] Astral sex can use Formation [15:39] animals insects and trees?? [15:39] (i think) [15:39] Formation?!? [15:39] Gee whiz! What's that? [15:39] Finally! I have always wanted to have sex with the tree in my front yard! [15:39] Watch out for splinters Ralp [15:39] how knotty! [15:39] you can mix Coconns [15:39] lol [15:39] that's lusty birch I've heard so much about? [15:40] Astral body have special organ for exhange bio energies it called Txangur [15:40] and watch out for bees [15:40] LOL Earthit [15:40] How do you even pronounce that? [15:40] Txangur is ame of all Astral live forms idependent to sex [15:40] gin [15:41] Xur_Terra but can i have group sex? [15:41] If I sit here much longer, I'm going to need a big shot of it. [15:41] Txangur is use to focuse Contacting Ray [15:41] it astral sex as messy as normal.... oh nevermind [15:41] * Earthit excchanges Txangur rays with Esmerelda...astrally, of course [15:41] so we have to contact ray? [15:41] you focus Kintaknig ray on Txangur or parner and parner focuse Kontakting Ray on your Txangur [15:42] boat parners have Samadhi trance [15:42] is txangur another name for gentialia?? [15:42] Xur_Terra, you're making this up as you go along, right? [15:42] we have astral boats? [15:42] kewl [15:42] Astral sex is norma process of exhage high anc lear bio energies [15:42] I love cute little pet names [15:42] what do you call yours, Freyja? [15:43] ummmm....that's x rated! [15:43] * Esmerelda lets her Txangur rays connect with Earthit's...oh wow. [15:43] but from now on..i'll refer to it as txangur [15:44] i can do this afre Meditate and prepara Astral body for journey to other Space layers [15:44] Space is not only stars that can be see in teleskops like Habble, Space have other layers [15:45] Earthit touch me txangur! [15:45] Habble? [15:45] hubble [15:45] That must be the sister to the Hubble [15:45] I know Freyja lol [15:45] yes [15:45] exits other worlds otside our 3d world [15:45] I don't think so Esmerelda. You don't know much about teleskops. [15:46] wow, you guys are so patient [15:46] I'm sorry Ralp, I'll stick to what I know best then...buks. [15:46] where is the exit? i've been trying to get off this planet for ages! [15:46] any other thing barr sex and he woulda been outta here! [15:46] Pop, this what happens on slow days. [15:46] Xur_Terra, how can I astrally contact CLOD? [15:46] oh ok [15:47] yes if have some practice like Yoga, Dzen, Chigoon [15:47] -Esmerelda:@#chat- -(oppies@#chat)- I'll see you all later. :) [15:47] I assume CLOD was from another layer of space... [15:47] yoda? [15:47] there are many tecniques for expand your bariers of your mind [15:47] there is old Indian tale about stupid frog [15:48] -> (opnotice/#chat/7@) See you in the astral plane Es [15:48] I think I'll go clean my bath tile grout with a toothbrush. [15:48] Please, tell us the tale!! [15:48] -Esmerelda:@#chat- -(oppies@#chat)- I'll be there with bells on Ralp [15:48] tell tell tell! [15:48] *** Quits: Esmerelda (Esmerelda@gso26-216-018.triad.rr.com) (Quit: A friend is someone who reaches for your hand.....but touches your heart.) [15:49] ascian is going to be mad that she missed this [15:49] frog sit in a deep pit with water and say "Exits only sky uder me and no exist any aouside my pit" [15:49] Frogs don't speak English very well, I guess. [15:50] but one day old monk came to get water form pit he so frog in pit take it and put on grass in monastery yard [15:50] Well, of course. [15:51] forg look around, get creasy of see waht arond she, then say "Oh! How I was wrong say thet no exists other world and say only sly uder pit exits" [15:52] * Earthit sneaks a sly peak uder Nichole's pit exits [15:52] * Nichole defrags that [15:52] *** Earthit is now known as Mudhead [15:53] there is some other then can not be fill by our yeyes and ears [15:53] uh oh [15:54] Xur_Terra, what you have just told is the after-school special cartoon version of Allegory of the Cave by Socrates. [15:54] world structure like bread on bread bater ob bater nex pice of bread and so long [15:54] really Ralp? [15:55] world have many layers soem visual soem unvisible for phicisl organs [15:55] Maybe. But I hope not, that would mean that his story made sense. [15:56] lol [15:56] i read Mahabharata in Russian traslation [15:56] I'd like to hear about the dangers of astral sex, the single parent astral families struggling to remain ethereal, and so on [15:57] lol Mudhead [15:58] sure, everything's beer & skittles till *your* ox is gored [16:00] I think we tired Xur_Terra out. [16:01] He must need to meditate. [16:01] he's astrally spent [16:02] they must be gangbanging him now...asstrally [16:03] where is that weirdo from anyways? [16:03] Kiev [16:03] Ukraine [16:03] no [16:03] I do a mean chicken kiev [16:04] hey, he realized who I was talking about [16:04] * Slapz went to kiev once and froze his ***** off [16:04] i know about secret of psychotrope laser that made in USA war labs [16:04] and one time.. at band camp... [16:04] who doesn't, Xur_Terra? [16:04] lol Nich [16:04] everyone knows that secret Xur_Terra...that's old news [16:04] give us something we don't know [16:05] we all just wear aluminum foil hats to block the psychotronic carrier waves [16:05] I have a bunny. I bet you didnt know that [16:05] ralp has a cat [16:06] I ate the cat [16:06] * Ralp astrally has sex with his cat. [16:06] doncha ralp? [16:06] eeew [16:06] you guys are freaking me out now [16:06] poor poor feline [16:06] and i am hard to freak out, cos i'm the freak [16:07] pop3mail that isn't you freaking out..its me astrally sending rays through my txangur [16:07] thats true [16:07] i wondered what that smell was [16:07] oops [16:07] no ! [16:07] those rays smell? [16:07] this is only projct [16:07] they burn holes in my pants [16:08] too much info [16:08] USA keep this laer tehnoligie in deep secret [16:08] again? [16:08] dammit [16:08] iven noat all war generals have info about it [16:09] this iven hide from USA president ! [16:09] the astral projection technolgy? [16:09] but i thought it was in your head? [16:09] No really Xur_Terra, they published an article about the psychotrope laser last year in Popular Mechanic. [16:09] They include plans on how to build your own. [16:13] i know thet pshycho weapons used during first war in Chehnja [16:14] Did they use those weapons on you by any chance, Xur_Terra? [16:15] KGB have this weapons [16:15] Let me guess, it's a conspiracy? [16:16] they test wepaon on pipl and this pipl get Zombie status [16:16] oohh zombie status [16:16] I read some material about Krivonogov [16:17] yes [16:17] Zombie status is an elite status to attain. [16:17] *** Freyja is now known as Txangur [16:17] Zmobie staus mean thep pipl wit pre prprammed psichics can do any job no fill ivev any pain [16:18] he do job till all job be dune [16:18] Zombied sodiers srugle til victory oven if cut hand or legs ( not head ! ) [16:19] *** Txangur is now known as Freyja [16:19] * Ralp would like to win a victory oven [16:19] lol [16:20] make sure it's self-cleaning [16:20] in case your txangur gets dirty