[02:06] *** Joins: CLOD (~woodhome@202.112.68.98)
[02:06] <Lurple> CLOD!
[02:06] <CLOD> hi
[02:06] * Lurple introduces CLOD to Ralp
[02:06] <Ralp> CLOD... I've heard about you.
[02:07] <Devillishly_Satisfying> erm, CLOD, i have a question
[02:07] <CLOD> what?
[02:07] <Cizqo> hi CLOD
[02:07] <Dac> Hello CLOD
[02:07] -Lurple- CLOD is an example of truth in advertising
[02:07] <Cizqo> Clod is da man dat da biatches want and da playas wanna be
[02:08] <CLOD> hi all
[02:09] <Lurple> CLOD is a creature of action, not words.
[02:10] * Ralp scans CLOD with a tricorder.
[02:11] <Lurple> I almost hooked ascian up with CLOD, Ralp.  She asked CLOD for some heary Viking love
[02:12] * Ralp can tell that CLOD is asci's type.
[02:12] <Lurple> Alas, CLOD was extremely enigmatic.
[02:15] <CLOD> morning what is the time!
[02:15] <Lurple> Everytime you speak, you amaze me CLOD
[02:15] <CLOD> thank you dLZ
[02:20] * Lurple studies the Way of CLOD
[02:23] <CLOD> no sleep ralp
[02:23] <Lurple> Very true, CLOD.
[02:25] <CLOD>  danny good morning'
[02:25] <Lurple> CLOD!  You greeted someone with something other than hi!
[02:26] <Ralp> "Is CLOD ok?"  Is that rhetorical?
[02:26] * Lurple believes that CLOD is either the pinnacle of human evolution or the missing link.
[02:27] <Ralp> CLOD could be a hybrid of the two!
[02:27] <CLOD> of course
[02:27] * Lurple does not know which question CLOD meant to answer
[02:28] * Ralp believes that CLOD is simply the slowest typist in the history of time.
[02:29] <CLOD> my heart is 386(AMD)!
[02:29] -Lurple- Now if only we could get all people who are lame to choose nicks like CLOD or LAMER214124
[02:32] * Lurple sits Ralp down next to CLOD to console him.
[02:34] <Lurple> CLOD, maybe it's time for you to upgrade
[02:35] <CLOD> bye BBEEAANN
[02:35] <b^e^a^n> fuck you clod
[02:35] <Lurple> Awww, be nice to CLOD
[02:36] <CLOD> what si c64?ra
[02:36] <Ralp> The wisdom hidden within the words of CLOD is far too sophisticated for me to even begin to grasp!
[02:36] <_good_guy> CLOD... Commodore 64... an old computer
[02:37] <CLOD> thank
[02:38] <Ralp> I wonder if CLOD is an acronym for something.
[02:39] <CLOD> i dont think so
[02:40] <Ralp> I think that's CLOD's way of telling you not you use punctuation or capital letters.
[02:42] <CLOD> more near
[02:42] * Ralp laughs uncontrollably every time CLOD speaks.
[02:44] <Lurple> CLOD, you've made my night better.
[02:44] <CLOD> thank
[02:45] <Ralp> You can be our channel mascot, CLOD.
[02:45] <CLOD> i will !can i see you again on line?
[02:45] <Lurple> Alas, CLOD.com,.net, and .org are taken
[02:45] * ztoad fashioned a CLOD sock puppet
[02:46] <Lurple> CLOD: mad scientist?  Comic genius?  Wandering mendicant?
[02:47] <Ralp> You should be more like CLOD.
[02:47] <CLOD> im a monkey (a jock)!
[02:48] <Ralp> CLOD meditates before forming each line.
[02:55] <Lurple> You must stay and learn the Way of CLOD, Ralp
[02:56] <ztoad> "Verbosity? ha! multi-word sentences? ha! a jedi craves not these things." -- CLOD
[02:56] <Ralp> I think the way of CLOD which I have observed so far needs time to sink in.
[02:56] <^estrella> what is CLOD?
[02:56] <A_Cow_Named_Bill> CLOD spelt backwards is DOLC
[02:57] <Cizqo> CLOD is da man da biatches what to be with and all da playas wanna be
[02:57] <Dark_Rivers> CLOD is a strange and mysterious creature
[02:57] <A_Cow_Named_Bill> How about we stop talking about CLOD like he is a god.
[02:57] <Dark_Rivers> God CLOD
[02:57] <Ralp> CLOD *is* like a god.
[02:57] <Lurple> Bill, I think you're jealous that CLOD is even more strange than you are.   ;)
[02:57] * ztoad builds a CLOD shrine out of valium bottles
[02:57] <CLOD> im simple
[02:57] <Dark_Rivers> CLOD is God
[02:58] <Dark_Rivers> I think we knew that, CLOD
[02:58] <^estrella> oh there is actually a "person" with the nick clod
[02:58] <Nichole> whats CLOD?
[02:59] * Lurple thinks Bill has his work cut out for him if he's going to outweird CLOD.
[02:59] <Lurple> Zaphod Beeblebrox has nothing on CLOD.
[02:59] <^estrella> is it ok if I don't start complementing you CLOD?  Or maybe I should I"m starting to feel left out
[03:00] <Ralp> You wouldn't just find CLOD's initials tattooed on his brain... I'm sure he has his entire manifesto.
[03:03] <CLOD> bye billgats
[03:06] <CLOD> hi plan
[03:07] <CLOD> no a man/woman
[03:07] * Ralp is truly in awe of CLOD's wisdom
[03:09] <CLOD> i agree
[03:13] * Ralp shakes the magic eightball that is known as CLOD!
[03:14] <Ralp> Lay some more of your insight on us, CLODDY.
[03:14] <CLOD> who call me?
[03:14] -Nichole:@#chat- (opnotice/#chat/7@) okay seriously, who or what is this clod nonesence?
[03:14] <ztoad> Ralp did, clod
[03:15] <Lurple> Ralp, are you invoking the CLOD?
[03:15] -> Ops #chat: CLOD is fascinating in his simplicity.
[03:15] <Cizqo> CLOD: do u do tricks?
[03:16] <CLOD> sometimes
[03:16] <Nichole> CLOD, impress me
[03:16] <Ralp> Nichole doubts the power of CLOD.
[03:17] <Lurple> Hey, don't abuse the CLOD.
[03:17] <CLOD> im  a tool ?
[03:17] -ztoad:@#chat- -(oppies@#chat)- I adore clod. <CLOD> im a tool ?
[03:20] -> Ops #chat: You must not seek to understand the CLOD. Let the wisdom find its way to you.
[03:20] -ztoad:@#chat- -(oppies@#chat)- zen and the art of CLOD worship.
[03:22] <Lurple> Do not ask CLOD for bedroom advice, for the love of god.
[03:22] * Nichole beats up the CLOD
[03:22] <CLOD> nichole =nicholas?
[03:23] -> Ops #chat: You see how profound CLOD is?
[03:23] <Nichole> the CLOD has already admitted tobeing a tool. Therefore I nominate Steve, my awsome pet rock, as the new #chat mascot
[03:23] -ztoad:@#chat- -(oppies@#chat)- straight to the point. no BS. CLOD is da man.
[03:24] <Nichole> I lack a penis, CLOD. I wanted to feel dominant so I requested to be a woman in my moments of conception
[03:24] *** Ralp changes topic to 'CLOD for president!'
[03:24] -Nichole:@#chat- (opnotice/#chat/7@) I dont like clod. He called me nicholas
[03:24] <CLOD> hi lurple!
[03:24] -Nichole:@#chat- (opnotice/#chat/7@) I'm gonna start an anti-clod movement
[03:25] <Lurple> Hi CLOD!
[03:26] <Lurple> The CLOD has spoken.
[03:30] <CLOD> nichole = a boring man? (sometimes) 
[03:30] *** CLOD was kicked by Nichole (The op is always right)
[03:31] *** Joins: CLOD (~woodhome@202.112.68.98)
[03:31] <ztoad> come back, clod. Nichole is sorry.
[03:31] <Ralp> CLOD!  Welcome back!
[03:31] * Ralp pets CLOD lovingly.
[03:31] <Dark_Rivers> CLOD! We're so sorry
[03:31] * Nichole throws rocks at the CLOD
[03:31] <CLOD> im crying
[03:32] * Ralp would take a bullet for CLOD
[03:32] <swirlgirl> we STILL on about CLOD????!!! hehe
[03:33] <Cizqo> swirl: CLOD is an irrestible force
[03:33] <Dark_Rivers> CLOD is god
[03:33] <Lurple> CLOD has more story potentional than the Death Frog from Hell!
[03:33] <Cizqo> CLOD cured Chatdog's hemorroids
[03:34] <ChatDog> CLOD worsened them
[03:34] <ChatDog> Just kidding!  I love CLOD
[03:35] <Cizqo> but CLOD gave Chatpup herpes
[03:35] * Lurple starts writing the Epic of CLOD
[03:38] <Lurple> Lunix, tool of CLOD
[03:39] <Lurple> CLOD, what do you think of Linux?
[03:40] <CLOD> cheap efficiency or better .and     ---bugs
[03:40] <Cizqo> I tired of CLOD
[03:40] * Lurple may never tire of CLOD
[03:41] <Ralp> How can you be tired of CLOD??
[03:42] <Ralp> You, who does not fathom the true power of CLOD.
[03:43] <CLOD> cheap ,efficiency (better).and some bugs (this is a patch from mircosoft)
[03:44] * Lurple writes CLODs wisdom down
[03:44] <Cizqo> CLOD: if u get Mad Human Disease, I would consider nominating for your emperor of the universe
[03:46] * Lurple thinks Ralp is just afraid to go to sleep and wake up to find CLOD was just a dream
[03:48] <Ralp> But ESPECIALLY goodnight, CLOD!
[03:48] <Lurple> I will left to cherish CLOD alone
[17:14] <Lurple> Any CLOD sightings recently?
[17:14] <toadboy> I ain't seen clod since nichole ejected him
[17:15] <Lurple> Damn it.  What will we do without the wisdom of CLOD to guide us?
[17:15] <toadboy> I was building a clod shrine out of empty valium bottles and I looked up just as clod got in the wind.
[17:41] <Lurple> Where is CLOD when you need him/it?
[17:41] <Dark_Rivers> CLOD rofl
[17:42] <Ralp> There should be a way to summon CLOD at will.
[17:42] * Lurple suggests that Ralp write a CLOD-bot
[18:05] <Lurple> Almost as clever as CLOD
[18:06] <Dark_Rivers> NOBODY compares to CLOD.
[18:06] <Ralp> CLOD isn't annoying and repetitive though.
[18:07] <Lurple> The CLOD bot would be kinda hard to write, because once in a while CLOD almost responded with something that made sense
[18:07] <Ralp> Occasionally just repeat some words from a line containing the word CLOD
[18:13] <Ralp> AntiMoney, sorry to disappoint you, but you are an intellectual slug compared to the glorious genius known as CLOD.
[18:28] * Ralp just renames the CLODbot.
[18:52] <Ralp> WHERE is CLOD when we need him!?!?
[18:52] <ascian> clod, my saviour
[18:52] *** Lurple is now known as CLOD
[18:53] <CLOD> information is light (or not?)
[18:53] * ascian falls at CLOD's feet, begging for a second chance
[18:53] <CLOD> Hi
[18:53] <Ralp> And CLOD, what do you think of the pope siding with science for the creation of man am?
[18:53] <CLOD> life applied microsoft (patch buggly)
[18:54] <CLOD> hi
[18:55] <CLOD> poppe science+man = radius
[18:55] <Ralp> lol CLOD!
[18:55] <CLOD> Liunix?
[18:55] <CLOD> hi
[18:55] <Ralp> hi CLOD.
[18:55] <CLOD> hi RAlPH
[18:56] <CLOD> Me come back chat more?
[18:56] * Ralp can forgive only CLOD for an H.
[18:56] <Ralp> YES CLOD!
[18:56] *** CLOD is now known as Lurple